Dear Humans,
For centuries, you have been watching us running about, climbing up and down trees and munching on nuts.
Little did you know that we too, have been doing some watching of our own and that in fact, we have a very good idea of what you should do to save yourselves (and possibly us as well) from a variety of unpleasantries, such as poverty, war, depression and environmental doom. "Smart" apes, heed our wisdom!
Yours,
The Squirrel Vanguard.
Tuesday 10 April 2007
Attention Comrades
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Louise, we have in the past had problems with finding food in the past during this time of year. However, thanks to our Great Leader, we have devised 5 months plans that help store food more efficiently.
Good blog. I found it plugged at the 'Socialist Unity Blog".
ReplyDeleteNow that's a shame....
ReplyDeleteBtw: In the meantime, will you be gathering nuts/food? As it is the start of spring and supposedly the worst time for the bushy tailed vanguard....
I have some monkey nuts going begging though the squirrels in my back garden will scoff them for you.
Louise, we have in the past had problems with finding food in the past during this time of year. However, thanks to our Great Leader, we have devised 5 months plans that help store food more efficiently.
ReplyDeleteKorakious: Will this be known as the great leap forward for the bushy tailed vanguard..?
ReplyDeleteIndeed. A cultural revolution will soon follow.
ReplyDeleteHi Rob & Kourakious;
ReplyDeleteMany thanks for the link to Shiraz Socialist - I've returned the favour. Out of curiosity, how did you hear about us?
I think I found a link to your blog on socialist unity. Or was it splintered sunrise?
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