The Former Red Squirrel's Lair

Dear Humans,
For centuries, you have been watching us running about, climbing up and down trees and munching on nuts. Little did you know that we too, have been doing some watching of our own and that in fact, we have a very good idea of what you should do to save yourselves (and possibly us as well) from a variety of unpleasantries, such as poverty, war, depression and environmental doom. "Smart" apes, heed our wisdom!
Yours,
The Squirrel Vanguard.

Thursday 29 March 2007

A Declaration of Trotskyism against Trotskyists

The Squirrel Vanguard:

Reaffirms its belief in the validity of the theory of Permanent Revolution
Reaffirms its commitment to the fundamental principle of the political independence of the working class and its vanguard.
Restates its opposition to bureaucracy, Stalinism and everything related.

However, the Vanguard denounces, in the strongest manner:

2 comments:

Louisefeminista29 March 2007 at 09:06
Hey Squirrel Collective,

There just has to be a conference to ratify this declaration. Or maybe a visit to the pub...

I am with you comrades on the theory of PR. Guru worship? Is that "cult of the personality"....? Oh and political senility.

Sorry, that did kinda make me chuckle.

I also think some comrades are defrosted too quickly from the cryogenic process.

Are you going to produce a 10 point charter? I will put my name to it.

Comradely,
Squirrel supporter (grey ones as well)
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Korakious29 March 2007 at 13:26
Dear Squirrel Supporter,

Thank you for your expression of solidarity.

A conference/pub visit of Trotskyism against Trotskyists is a very good idea indeed.

Thank you for proposing it.

Should this happen, you will be surely invited!
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