Dear Humans,
For centuries, you have been watching us running about, climbing up and down trees and munching on nuts.
Little did you know that we too, have been doing some watching of our own and that in fact, we have a very good idea of what you should do to save yourselves (and possibly us as well) from a variety of unpleasantries, such as poverty, war, depression and environmental doom. "Smart" apes, heed our wisdom!
Yours,
The Squirrel Vanguard.